FW: LOL "Nanna o manchi nanna..................."

 

YS Jagan Prays 2 his father:
 

"Nanna o manchi nanna
Adagakundane janmanichaav
Adigina ventane "MP" post ichav
Raasukodaniki "Sakshi Paper " ichav
Chusukodaniki "Sakshi TV" ni ichav
Daachukodaniki "Black money" ichav
Kattukodaniki "Bharati Cement" ichav
Tavvukodaniki "Bayyaram Ganulu " ichav
Tittukodaniki "Congress Party" ni ichav
Odhaarchadaniki "Prajalani" ichav
Em Chesina padi undataniki"Jagan Varganni" ichav
Kani enduku nanna nannu "CM" ni cheyakunda chachav??
Aina nuvvu naaku nachav!!"

Support for Anna Hazare in Programming Style

Differences Between Man and Women

Differences Between Man and Women

Names
If Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara.

If John, Brad, Tony and Daniel go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Bruno, Scrappy, Peanut-Head and Godzilla.

Eating Out
When the bill arrives, John, Brad, Tony and Daniel will each throw in $20, even though the total is only $34.25. None of them will have any smaller bills and none will admit they want change back.

When Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

Money
A man will pay $10 for a $5 item he needs.

A woman will pay $5 for a $10 item that she doesn‘t need, because it’s on sale.

Bathrooms
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, razor, shaving cream, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Motel 6.

The average number of items in a woman‘s bathroom is 328. The average man would not be able to identify most of them.

Cats
Women love cats.

Men may say they love cats, but when women are not looking, will men kick cats.

Future
A woman worries about the future — until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future — until he gets a wife.

Success
A successful man is one who makes more money than can be spent by his wife.

A successful woman is one who can find that a man.

Marriage
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn‘t.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

Dressing Up
A woman will dress up when she goes shopping, empties the garbage, answers the phone, waters the plants, gets the mail and reads a book.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

Natural
Men wake up looking as good as when they went to bed.

Women will somehow deteriorate during the night.

Children
A woman knows all about her children. She knows about their best friends, romances, secret hopes and dreams, favorite foods, fears and dental appointments.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

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Thought for the Day
Married men should forget their mistakes. There is no need for two people to remember the same thing.           

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Life's too short for a wrong Job..!!

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These advertisements look so real that they attract the on-lookers so much they are compelled to take multiple glances toward the add. Have a careful look toward these ads.

Camel Biryani

Have you ever seen Biryani like this………

"Bring back the Black Money"

Hazare says “Bring back the Black Money”

Do u know what will happen if 1,456 Lac Crores comes back ?

India Financially No.1.

 Each district will get 60000 crores.& 1 village will get 100 Crores.

No need to pay taxes for next 20 yrs.

Petrol Rs.25, Diesel Rs.15, Milk Rs.8.

No need to pay electricity bill.

Indian borders will become more stronger than the China Wall.

1500 Oxford like Universities can be opened.

28,000 kms. Rubber road (like in Paris) can be made.

2,000 hospitals (with all facilities) all medicine Free.

95 crore people will have their own house.Support Anna Hazare by forwarding this message to atleast 10 Indians.

 RISHNA" (LIFE IS 10% WHAT U MAKE IT & 90% HOW U TAKE IT

Summary of All scams of India : Rs. 910603234300000/-

  See how Lokpal Bill can curb the politicians, Circulate it to create awareness

Existing System	System Proposed by civil society
No politician or senior officer ever goes to jail despite huge evidence because Anti Corruption Branch (ACB) and CBI directly come under the government. Before starting investigation or prosecution in any case, they have to take permission from the same bosses, against whom the case has to be investigated.	Lokpal at centre and Lokayukta at state level will be independent bodies. ACB and CBI will be merged into these bodies. They will have power to initiate investigations and prosecution against any officer or politician without needing anyone’s permission. Investigation should be completed within 1 year and trial to get over in next 1 year. Within two years, the corrupt should go to jail.
No corrupt officer is dismissed from the job because Central Vigilance Commission, which is supposed to dismiss corrupt officers, is only an advisory body. Whenever it advises government to dismiss any senior corrupt officer, its advice is never implemented.	Lokpal and Lokayukta will have complete powers to order dismissal of a corrupt officer. CVC and all departmental vigilance will be merged into Lokpal and state vigilance will be merged into Lokayukta.
No action is taken against corrupt judges because permission is required from the Chief Justice of India to even register an FIR against corrupt judges.	Lokpal & Lokayukta shall have powers to investigate and prosecute any judge without needing anyone’s permission.
Nowhere to go - People expose corruption but no action is taken on their complaints.	Lokpal & Lokayukta will have to enquire into and hear every complaint.
There is so much corruption within CBI and vigilance departments. Their functioning is so secret that it encourages corruption within these agencies.	All investigations in Lokpal & Lokayukta shall be transparent. After completion of investigation, all case records shall be open to public.  Complaint against any staff of Lokpal & Lokayukta shall be enquired and punishment announced within two months.
Weak and corrupt people are appointed as heads of anti-corruption agencies.	Politicians will have absolutely no say in selections of Chairperson and members of Lokpal & Lokayukta. Selections will take place through a transparent and public participatory process.
Citizens face harassment in government offices. Sometimes they are forced to pay bribes. One can only complaint to senior officers. No action is taken on complaints because senior officers also get their cut.	Lokpal & Lokayukta will get public grievances resolved in time bound manner, impose a penalty of Rs 250 per day of delay to be deducted from the salary of guilty officer and award that amount as compensation to the aggrieved citizen.
Nothing in law to recover ill gotten wealth. A corrupt person can come out of jail and enjoy that money.	Loss caused to the government due to corruption will be recovered from all accused.
Small punishment for corruption- Punishment for corruption is minimum 6 months and maximum 7 years.	Enhanced punishment - The punishment would be minimum 5 years and maximum of life imprisonment.

Spread it like   fire; Our Nation needs us... Please Contribute... This is not just a forward, it’s the future of our Nation.

Softwarism

Gandhism:

You have two cows. But you drink goat's milk.

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Indiraism:

You have two bulls. You adamantly consider them as cows.

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Lalooism:

You have two cows. You buy Rs. 900 Crore worth of cattlefeed for them.

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Rajnikantism:

You have two cows. You throw them into air and catch their milk in your mouth.

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Rajivism:

You have two cows. You paint them both to get colourful milk.

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Softwarism:( Ultimate. ...):

Client has 2 cows and u need to milk them

1 . First prepare a document when to milk them (Project kick off)

2 . Prepare a document how long you have to milk them (Project plan)

3 . Then prepare how to milk them (Design)

4 . Then prepare what other accessories are needed to milk them (Framework)

5 . Then prepare a 2 dummy cows (sort of toy cows) and show to client the way in which u will milk them (UI Mockups & POC)

6 . If client is not satisfied then redo from step 2

7 . You actually start milking them and find that there are few problem with accessories. (Change framework)

8 . Redo step 4

9 . At last milk them and send it to onsite. (Coding over)

10. Make sure that cow milks properly ( Testing)

11. Onsite reports that it is not milking there.

12. You break your head and find that onsite is trying to milk from bulls

13. At last onsite milk them and send to client (Testing)

14. Client says the quality of milk is not good. (User Acceptance Test)

15. Offsite then slogs and improves the quality of milk

16. Now the client says that the quality is good but its milking at slow rate (performance issue)

17. Again you slog and send it with good performance.

18. Client is happy???

By this time both the COWs aged and cant milk. (The software got old and get ready for next release repeat from step 1) !!!

FW: "THE HIDDEN TIGER" PUZZLE...

"THE HIDDEN TIGER" PUZZLE... This is the toughest optical illusion created by an American wildlife artist named Rusty Rust. It shows a huge Bengal Tiger standing in a bamboo forest. Your mission is to look for "The Hidden Tiger" in the image below. Remember... an illusion is all about "Observation"..!!!! If unsuccessful, look for the answer at the bottom of this mail.... but dont take a short-cut... give it a try..!!!! >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> Answer: "THE HIDDEN TIGER"...is written on the Tiger's Body..!!!! Its all about "OBSERVATION"..!!!!!

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo true !!

1 stone is enough to break a glass.
1sentence is enough to break a heart.
1sec is enough to fall in love.

But y d hell 1chapter is not enough to pass in exam...???


A boy's eye is
Faster than Google in searching a
Beautiful girl in crowd...
:
But
...:
A boy's heart is slower than
Governments bus while
Proposing a Girl whom he truly
Loves.


"COLLEGE n SCHOOL are d nickname of HEAVEN"

Hmmm.....
Dats y it is said dat
"COUPLS r made in HEAVEN.



My Teacher pointed at me with a Ruler & said:
“At the End of this Ruler is an Idiot” I still don’t get why I got rusticated.
I only asked him, “Which End Sir?”


 

Professor: What’s attention deficit hyperactive disorder?
Student: jimbalakadi bamba.
Professor: Sorry, I don’t undrstnd what u said?
Student: Same here sir!




Announcement in University:

"The students who have parked their cars on the driveway, please move them"

Another announcement after 20 minutes:

"The 200 students who went to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes"


Ugly Truth:

In Bed,
It's 6AM,
You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins...
...& it's 7:45

But in Office,
It's 9:30am
You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins...
& It's Still 9:31