Chinese Call Center :)

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
 
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
 
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
 
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak
to me. Who is this?
 
Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
 
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But
what's this urgent matter about?
 
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan
was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is
being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the
hospital.
 
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the
hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this
hilarious but I don't have time for this!
 
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
 
Operator: I'm Saw Ree.
 
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
 
Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree.
 
Caller: Oh ......God!!!!

Excuseeeeeeee me ........:-)

I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in,
she said: Cheque books.

*   The easiest way to make your old car run better, 
is to check the prices of new cars.

*   What is the difference between men and pigs? 
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

 *   What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

*   Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute
and then expects your pulse to be normal.

  *   Boss: We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on
the mat as you came in? 
New employee: Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.

*   Q: Why dogs don't marry? 
A: Because they are already leading a  dog's  life!

*   Q: What's the diff between mother & wife? 
A: One woman brings you into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.

*   Santa enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and
closes it. He does this again and again. Why? 
Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. So learn to Laugh a while 

Super Mad!!!