Friday, January 28, 2011

Life explained in a different way

On the first day, God created the dog and 
said:


'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'

The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said:



'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'

The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? Tha t's a pretty long time to perform.How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'

And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said:



'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'

The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created  Human
   and 

said:


'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.'

But man said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten
the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'

'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

         Life has now been explained to you.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service.

COOLEST PHOTOS YOU WON’T BELIEVE ,NOT PHOTOSHOPPED

Sleeping In Heaven

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At the top of 360 feet tall Victoria Falls there is a natural rock pool, called Devil’s Pool, where the water is relatively calm. From September to December, when the water level is low, you can swim in Devil’s Pool. The pictures are bound to make you just a little nervous. Or a lot.

Headless horse… oh well, it’s actually looking the other way.

Apparently, the model was just jumping!

The zebroid (cross between a zebra and any other equine) showed in the picture above, Eclyse, is a very unusual one, because of her coloring. With her über distinct makings, it’s really hard not to think she’s a Photoshop mock-up.

Tricky desktop picture.
Dean Potter’s most recent solo walk at Taft Point in Yosemite by Photographer Jeff Cunningham

The left-hand side is a reflection of a mirror, and the right-hand side is clear glass, with another girl standing on the other side


Adventures of Mr. Fly (although not photoshopped we must tell you the fly is dead).

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Story of jealousy

She is my first and the only love till this point. Her name is Nivedita , a software engineer by profession. She is turning twenty-six shortly and she is undoubtedly the most beautiful girl on earth..
It's been four years since we met each other and a strong bond has grown between us through these years. I was unaware of her love for a long time. In fact, I hadn't spoken a word with her till about a year I had seen her for the first time.
She smiled at me very often and every time I encountered that cute smile, I started eagerly awaiting the next battle with her smile and shining eyes. Her smile had everything in it, the story of unbelievable affection, care and what not.
 We have never exchanged words about the love we have towards each other, but words are too less to reflect the amount of affection and love we share.
Vivek had come into my life three months back. In fact I myself had waited his arrival for quite a long time, but from the moment he arrived, he has been the worst enemy in my life. Nivedita and he had grown close over times, and the fraction of time she spent with me got lowered to a great extent. Even the latest Sensex fall would be less compared to the fall in her affection for me.
At times, I have felt like killing that guy Vivek , but I have not had that much strength or braveness to do that. Still, what can he do? He did no mistake to his part, except for being born charming, cute and fair.
Two days before when I saw her, she was feeding food for himand I was hurt to the core on seeing the incident. My anger had boiled down to tears, and I broke. It took almost close to three hours for me stop crying, I felt I had cried more than how much I would have cried when I was born.
I have been trying to understand where it all went wrong, but to my fortune, till now, I haven't been able spot it out. Once for all, I decided to tell all my feelings to her, no matter how she is going to deal with it. I have heard my dad saying a lot of times 'Something is better than nothing!' and I made up my mind to do 'something'.
I fixed today to be the 'DATE' for throwing open in front of her the 'TALE' of my pure love for her. I don't know whether I will get a positive response from her, but I pray God that only the best happens.
Trrrrriinnnnnnggggg !!!!!!!
My school bell has rung. The lunch break is over. My 'UKG ' classmates would be ready to welcome me with the same cute smile as ever.
I hope my 'MOTHER' Nivedita will be alright, understands me and shares some time with me also, apart from that she spends with my three months old rascal 'BROTHER' Vivek .
See you after a break!!!
With Love,
UKG B Student

Friday, January 21, 2011

Amazing wedding Ring......

  The new costly stone - Oni on

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Can't beat this letter

 
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an Envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.'

I bet u can't stop laughing !!!!

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Take a break.....
This is Ultimate.................I bet u can't stop laughing. These are profiles taken from 
shaadi.com these are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart. Comments in Blue fonts. Disclaimer: I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this...





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Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,If
any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good
education but i working all field in bangalore .. if u like me u
welcome to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident
or send u letter..
Thanks
yours Regards Sowmya ~*~
(Truly yours)
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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state
she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
What Homework???
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I
love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love.
I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i
love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on
........hold my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect) 
i am simple girl. I have lot of problem in my life because of my
luck. now i am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot
(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)
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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but
while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing his jeans? What the hell...)
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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO 
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL
MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY
THEY ARE
1. THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing {laughing})
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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone
groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he
would be called the man of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants) 
Infact she doesn't know wat she wants ?.. ? A LAMP ? ?
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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I
love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of 'ok'. The person is
Suffering from 'Ok-syndrome')

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iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father &
Mother. sister completely married
(somebody please explain how to get married completely'?)
( Confused ????? )

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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me 
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
Height of desperation!
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iam kanandevi. i do own businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)
(Plz for gods sake ask somebody's help in framing sentence )
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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily. 
i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'. i expect the
good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other
caste accepted ....
(but credit cards not accepted..???)
(Perhaps Debit Cards accepted ?.. Clean Habit's??????? Is there
anything like that.)
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I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social
service.
Zebra..???)
(Gosh!!!!!!!! she knows her heart color)

To all who dont know the diff b/w C and C++

Friday, January 7, 2011

Life of an Employee in the I.T. (Software) Sector...

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