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Wednesday, March 2, 2011
Side effects of working in IT.
These are real life anecdotes shared by IT people.
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I once left home to go to the market wearing my ID card
and did not realize till my friend asked me why I was wearing it !!!!
and did not realize till my friend asked me why I was wearing it !!!!
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Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.
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Few days back I slept at 12:00 in the night and woke up in the morning
at 7:00 and suddenly thought that I haven’t completed 8 hours and
laughed at myself when I realized that I am at home.
at 7:00 and suddenly thought that I haven’t completed 8 hours and
laughed at myself when I realized that I am at home.
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Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants. .
And as I finished.. I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand..
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And as I finished.. I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand..
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Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around.
I went on to ask, “Why is she not attending the status call?”
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I went on to ask, “Why is she not attending the status call?”
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I don’t login to orkut, yahoo, Gmail, YouTube, etc..
at my personal internet connection at home…
thinking it will be blocked any way.
Till I realize – I am at home.
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at my personal internet connection at home…
thinking it will be blocked any way.
Till I realize – I am at home.
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Yeah sometimes it do happens with me also.
keeping hands in front of tap for waiting
water to drop by itself is very frequent with me.
I just forget that we have to turn on and off the tap….
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keeping hands in front of tap for waiting
water to drop by itself is very frequent with me.
I just forget that we have to turn on and off the tap….
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Once after talking to one of my friends
I ended the conversation saying,
” Ok bye…in case of any issues will call u back”
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I ended the conversation saying,
” Ok bye…in case of any issues will call u back”
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Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message
from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it’s in the recycle bin
from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it’s in the recycle bin
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I gave my office mail id and password to access Gmail and
wondered when they became invalid???
wondered when they became invalid???
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Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab….
pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg…..
I replied 256mb ….thank god he didn’t notice.
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pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg…..
I replied 256mb ….thank god he didn’t notice.
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Me getting a thought of doing an Alt+Tab while switching
from a news channel to the DVD while watching TV.
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from a news channel to the DVD while watching TV.
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And I – after a forty hour marathon in Bhubaneshwar with Powerbuilder,
decided to take a break and went to a movie. In the middle of the movie, when I wanted to check the time,
I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the theatre screen!
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decided to take a break and went to a movie. In the middle of the movie, when I wanted to check the time,
I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the theatre screen!
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Once I was getting down from an auto giving him Sodexho instead of 10 rupee note.
Wonderful one minute….
One smart Software engineer and his Project Manager were traveling towards Pune in a train.
Just Opposite to their seat, a beautiful girl was sitting along with her grand ma.
With in some time, Eye-Eye interactions started between Our Software engineer & that girl.
After some minutes, train started moving in to a tunnel and it was very dark.
Suddenly, everybody heard a Kiss sound followed by a loud slapping sound.
Every body remained silent, when the train came out of the tunnel.
Grand ma thought that,” The Guy is a rogue; how dare he is? He has kissed my grand daughter! But my Grand daughter is genuine; she immediately slapped that guy.”
That girl thought that,” I feel happy, when that guy kissed me, but I feel sorry that my grand ma has slapped him”.
PM thought that,” I can’t believe that this guy has kissed that girl! But it is unfair that she slapped me by mistake”
Finally, the Software engineer thought?
“This one minute in my life is wonderful, it hardly comes…because, at a time I have kissed a girl and also I have slapped my PM.”
Enjoy every moment !!!!!
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