Side effects of working in IT.

These are real life anecdotes shared by IT people.
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I once left home to go to the market wearing my ID card
and did not realize till my friend asked me why I was wearing it !!!!

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Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.

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Few days back I slept at 12:00 in the night and woke up in the morning
at 7:00 and suddenly thought that I haven’t completed 8 hours and
laughed at myself when I realized that I am at home.

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Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants. .
And as I finished.. I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand..
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Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around.
I went on to ask, “Why is she not attending the status call?”
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I don’t login to orkut, yahoo, Gmail, YouTube, etc..
at my personal internet connection at home…
thinking it will be blocked any way.
Till I realize – I am at home.
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Yeah sometimes it do happens with me also.
keeping hands in front of tap for waiting
water to drop by itself is very frequent with me.
I just forget that we have to turn on and off the tap….
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Once after talking to one of my friends
I ended the conversation saying,
” Ok bye…in case of any issues will call u back”
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Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message
from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it’s in the recycle bin

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I gave my office mail id and password to access Gmail and
wondered when they became invalid???

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Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab….
pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg…..
I replied 256mb ….thank god he didn’t notice.
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Me getting a thought of doing an Alt+Tab while switching
from a news channel to the DVD while watching TV.
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And I – after a forty hour marathon in Bhubaneshwar with Powerbuilder,
decided to take a break and went to a movie. In the middle of the movie, when I wanted to check the time,
I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the theatre screen!
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Once I was getting down from an auto giving him Sodexho instead of 10 rupee note.