1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end
& a fool at the other.
2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals
are more popular than a 5 day test.
3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her master
4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage
5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the
lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the
minds of either".
6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.
8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is
defeated by feminine water-power ..
9. Dictionary :A place where divorce comes before marriage.
10. Conference Room :A place where everybody talks, nobody listens &
everybody disagrees later on.
11. Ecstasy :A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling
you have never felt before.
12. Classic :A book which people praise, but do not read.
13. Smile :A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
14. Office :A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
15. Yawn :The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
16. Etc. :A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
17. Committee:Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.
18. Experience :The name men give to their mistakes.
19. Atom Bomb:An invention to end all inventions.
20. Boss :Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
21. Politician :One who shakes your hand before elections and your
Confidence after.
22. Dr :A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
23. Computer Engineer: One who gets paid for reading such mails......
& a fool at the other.
2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals
are more popular than a 5 day test.
3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her master
4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage
5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the
lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the
minds of either".
6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.
8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is
defeated by feminine water-power ..
9. Dictionary :A place where divorce comes before marriage.
10. Conference Room :A place where everybody talks, nobody listens &
everybody disagrees later on.
11. Ecstasy :A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling
you have never felt before.
12. Classic :A book which people praise, but do not read.
13. Smile :A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
14. Office :A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
15. Yawn :The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
16. Etc. :A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
17. Committee:Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.
18. Experience :The name men give to their mistakes.
19. Atom Bomb:An invention to end all inventions.
20. Boss :Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
21. Politician :One who shakes your hand before elections and your
Confidence after.
22. Dr :A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
23. Computer Engineer: One who gets paid for reading such mails......
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