Sunday, September 25, 2011

Classical Definitions Cool Meanings

1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end
& a fool at the other.

2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals
are more popular than a 5 day test.

3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her master

4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage

5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the
lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the
minds of either".

6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.

8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is
defeated by feminine water-power ..

9. Dictionary :A place where divorce comes before marriage.

10. Conference Room :A place where everybody talks, nobody listens &
everybody disagrees later on.

11. Ecstasy :A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling
you have never felt before.

12. Classic :A book which people praise, but do not read.

13. Smile :A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

14. Office :A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

15. Yawn :The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

16. Etc. :A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

17. Committee:Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.

18. Experience :The name men give to their mistakes.

19. Atom Bomb:An invention to end all inventions.

20. Boss :Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

21. Politician :One who shakes your hand before elections and your
Confidence after.

22. Dr :A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

23. Computer Engineer: One who gets paid for reading such mails......

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