English poems in Telugu-Recall:)

Twinkle Twinkle little star
how I wonder what you are
up above the world so high
like a diamond in the sky
Merishe merishe oo chinna sukka
Naku samajh aitale nuvvu endo emo
Bhoomi kelli anta meediki
akashamla vajram lekka unnav le
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Jack and Jill went up a hill
to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after Jack
Jacku gadu Jillu gadu konda meediki poindru
Kundala neelu tenike
Jack gadu kindavadi bokkalu chooru chooru cheskundu
Jillu gadu guda aani enkane padi dorlukunta sachindu
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Ringa Ringa roses
Pocket full of posses
Asha Busha all fell down
Gol Gol tirige Gulab poolu
Jeb ninda posslu
Arre!!!! Arre !!! andar kinda vaddaru
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Johny Johny....yes papa
Eating sugar......no papa
telling lies.....no papa
open ur mouth...ha ha ha !!!
Johny ga Johny ga.....endi naina
Shekkari bukkinava.....eh led naina
abadhalu chepthunnavle.....amma thodu naina
edhi jera noru teruvu....iga sudu....aaaaaaahhhh !!!!!!!

Perception: Women Vs Men

Women Friends chatting in office.

Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?
Woman 2: it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.

Husband 1: How was your evening?
Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?
Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour; and when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! After all, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!

Too much Technology!!!

 

And this is the best one 

Small puzzle

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking.

Think like a wizard . . ..




     man
Q1.    ---------
     board








Ans. = man overboard





Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.








   stand
Q2.    ------------
 i















Ans. = I understand









OK . . .



Got the drift ?







Let's try a few now and see

how you fare ?






Q3.    /r/e/a/d/i/n/ g/












Ans. = reading between the lines









Q4. r
         road
        a    
    d










Ans. = cross road








Not having a good day now, are you ?


Redeem yourself.










Q5.  cycle
       cycle
     cycle













Ans. = tricycle








Not easy to figure out hey!












    0
Q6..      ---------
     M.D.
     Ph.D.














Ans. = two degrees below zero









C'mon give it a little thought! !










       knee
Q7.      ------------
     light














Ans. = neon light













U can prove u r smart by getting this one.







                       ground
Q8.                      ------------ ---
                  feet feet feet feet feet feet

















Ans. = six feet underground









Oh no, not again ! !












Q9.    he's X  himself













Ans. = he's by himself









Now u messing up big time.










Q10.      ecnalg













Ans. = backward glance








Not even close! !










Q11.      death ..... life














Ans. = life after death








Okay last chance ............ ......



Q12.     THINK














Ans. = think big ! !










And the last one is real fundoo - - -

Q13.

ababaaabbbbaaaabbbb ababaabbaaabbbb. ..







Ans. =  long time no 'C'

Ramayana on Facebook

How does the Mouse pointer actually move wen u move ur mouse!!?

Dear Friends,

Who hasn‘t asked this question?
How the little arrow moves on the screen of your computer when you move the mouse.

Open the below Link........

Clear your doubt here.

Indian Mom.....;)

Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner...... .. who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Sunita came to KumIndian Mother ...brilliant. ...hahahhh

Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner...... .. who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Kumar said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote :
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Dear Mother:

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate.. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Kumar

Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read :
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Dear Son:

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now under the pillow...

Love, Mom.
Lesson of the day:

Don't Lie to Your Mother...... ......especially if she is Indian!ar saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Kumar said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote :
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Dear Mother:

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate.. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Kumar

Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read :
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Dear Son:

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now under the pillow...

Love, Mom.
Lesson of the day:
Don't Lie to Your Mother...... ......especially if she is Indian!

Some funny tales

Family Problems (Good ONE)

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar and discussing about their family problems.

 The Indian man said to the American, 'We have problem in India we can't  marry the  one whom we love, You know my parents are forcing me to get  married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even  met once.' We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman  whom I don't love... I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of  family problems.'

 The American said, talking about love marriages... In America We can  marry the one whom we love ......I'll tell you my story.  'I married a widow  whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.  After a couple of years, my  father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father  became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.

 Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.  More  problems occurred when I had a son.  My son is my father's brother and so  he is my uncle.

 Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son, my  brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grandfather and  I am my own grandson."

 AND YOU SAY YOU HAVE FAMILY PROBLEMS

 The Indian fainted........!!!

Find your location on Earth.

 

I was Shocked to Find my location on Earth. Its

really unbelievable.*

I was surprised to know such system exists.
It is a GPS and would find exact location of any internet user in a second.
They have used a sophisticated algorithm to do so. Try it and find your own
location on the earth.

Click here to find your location.

Magic of javascript and programming!!

Very interesting...........

Do try this once

1.        Open Internet Explorer

2.        Go to Google.com

3.        Click images

4.        Type "Flowers" or any other nice flower/animal word.

5.        You will get a page which is having full of images

6.        Then delete the URL from the address bar and paste the following script
javascript:R= 0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI= document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i<DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position= 'absolute' ; DIS.left=Math. sin(R*x1+ i*x2+x3)* x4+x5; DIS.top=Math. cos(R*y1+ i*y2+y3)* y4+y5}R++ }setInterval( 'A()',5); void(0)
           

7.   See the magic of programming

Appology Letter.....hilarious

A School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred to a new School in Mumbai. He reported for duty two days after the actual date of joining. Consequently he was asked for an explanation in writing...

Deer sur,

If small small mistakes getting inside my letter, I big you pardon, ass I am not a good englis speaker.

This is my fist vijit to Bombai. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly, but for the following region, too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment. I tolded I has head ache problem due to migration. Still the clerk rejected to give ticket to I and my sun.

I putted a complain on station masterji. He said I to go to the lady clerk. At first she also rejected. I then pressed for long time and finally with great difficulty she gave a birth to my sun. Anyway I thanked the station master also because he was phully responsible for getting birth
of my sun.

Ass a hole it was a bhery diphicult experiment in my hole life. I hope u will look into explain my hole story after, and late me joint first. I am now ending this fastly. I am a waiter for your responsement. May God blast you!"

Yours awfully,
RAMKHILAWAN YADAV

 

World's first 111 Giga Pixel Picture......

The picture was made with the Canon 5D mark II and a 400mm-lens.

It consists of 1.665 full format pictures with 21.4 mega pixel, which was

Recorded by a photo-robot in 172 minutes. The converting of 102 GB raw

Data by a computer with a main memory cache of 48 GB and 16 processors took

94 hours. The picture is the largest in the world.

Zoom in to see any particular building/object.

Also click the little pictures below.

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Finally a book for all MEN to understand WOMEN....

Todays Joke

Wife to Husband:
"Come Help Me in Garden.."

Husband:
"Wat do U think I am? A Gardener??" :O

Wife:
"Come Fix the Toilet Faucet..!"

Husband:
What do U Think I am? A Plumber??" :O

Wife:
"Come fix the Door Handle.."

Husband:
What do U Think I am? A Carpenter?? :O

[The Husband Went Out but When He came Back,
He Saw that Everything was Fixed..!
The Garden, Toilet Faucet & the Door Handle..!]

He Asked his Wife Who did It??

The Wife Said:
"Its the Neighbor's Pintu's Father,
But He gave Me two Options...
Either to Make Him a Burger;
Or have A Kiss With Him..!"

Husband:
I'm Sure, U gave Him a Burger..! :))

Wife:

"What do U Think I am?
:
:
'Mc'Donalds' !!!

Plan of the Lord.(Good one)

He gives us what we deserve, and that will be always better than what we desire………..

THE PLAN OF THE LORD Once there was a sweeper in a well known temple and he was very sincere and devoted. Every time he saw thousands of devotees coming to take darshan of the Lord, he thought that the Lord is standing all the time and giving darshan and He must be feeling very tired. So one day very innocently he asked the Lord whether he can take the place of the Lord for a day so that the Lord can have some relief and rest. The Deity of the Temple replied, "I do not mind taking a break. I will transform you like Myself, but you must do one thing. You must just stand here like Me, smile at everyone and just give benedictions. Do not interfere with anything and do not say anything. Remember you are the deity and you just have faith that I have a master plan for everything." The sweeper agreed to this. The next day the sweeper took the position of the deity and a rich man came and prayed to the Lord. He offered a nice donation and prayed that his business should be prosperous. While going, the rich man inadvertently left his wallet full of money right there. Now the sweeper in the form of deity could not call him and so he decided to control himself and keep quiet. Just then a poor man came and he put one coin in the Hundi and said that it was all he could afford and he prayed to the Lord that he should continue to be engaged in the Lord's service. He also said that his family was in dire need of some basic needs but he left it to the good hands of the Lord to give some solution. When he opened his eyes, he saw the wallet left by the rich man. The poor man thanked the Lord for His kindness and took the wallet very innocently. The sweeper in the form of the Deity could not say anything and he had to just keep smiling. At that point a sailor walked in. He prayed for his safe journey as he was going on a long trip. Just then the rich man came with the police and said that somebody has stolen his wallet and seeing the sailor there, he asked the police to arrest him thinking that he might have taken it. Now the sweeper in the form of Deity wanted to say that the sailor is not the thief but he could not say so and he became greatly frustrated. The sailor looked at the Lord and asked why he, an innocent person, is being punished. The rich man looked at the Lord and thanked Him for finding the thief. The sweeper in the deity form could no more tolerate and he thought that even if the real Lord had been here, he would have definitely interfered and hence he started speaking and said that the sailor is not the thief but it was the poor man who took away the wallet. The rich man was very thankful as also the sailor. In the night, the real Lord came and He asked the sweeper how the day was. The sweeper said, "I thought it would be easy, but now I know that Your days are not easy, but I did one good thing." Then he explained the whole episode to the Lord. The Lord became very upset on hearing this whereas the sweeper thought the Lord would appreciate him for the good deed done. The Lord asked, "Why did you not just stick to the plan? You had no faith in Me. Do you think that I do not understand the hearts of all those who come here? All the donation which the rich man gave was all stolen money and it is only a fraction of what he really has and he wants Me to reciprocate unlimitedly. The single coin offered by the poor man was the last coin he was having and he gave it to Me out of faith. The sailor might not have done anything wrong, but if the sailor were to go in the ship that night he was about to die because of bad weather and instead if he is arrested he would be in the jail and he would have been saved form a greater calamity. The wallet should go to the poor man because he will use it in My service. I was going to reduce the rich man's karma also by doing this and save the sailor also. But you cancelled everything because you thought you know My plan and you made your own plans." God has plans and justice for everyone....   We just have to have patience!!!!!