Todays Joke

Wife to Husband:
"Come Help Me in Garden.."

Husband:
"Wat do U think I am? A Gardener??" :O

Wife:
"Come Fix the Toilet Faucet..!"

Husband:
What do U Think I am? A Plumber??" :O

Wife:
"Come fix the Door Handle.."

Husband:
What do U Think I am? A Carpenter?? :O

[The Husband Went Out but When He came Back,
He Saw that Everything was Fixed..!
The Garden, Toilet Faucet & the Door Handle..!]

He Asked his Wife Who did It??

The Wife Said:
"Its the Neighbor's Pintu's Father,
But He gave Me two Options...
Either to Make Him a Burger;
Or have A Kiss With Him..!"

Husband:
I'm Sure, U gave Him a Burger..! :))

Wife:

"What do U Think I am?
:
:
'Mc'Donalds' !!!